We actually said we’d put this up a bit earlier.. a bit earlier being like six days ago (according to Gmail!) so excuse the delay.

Even though names are so often misleading, we have been assured that this will, indeed, be a fun run.
And it’s to help the Ronald McDonald House!
Regardless of what your feelings on McDonalds’ food is, there are two facts that need to be reinforced now.
- Their iced teas are amazing — this is a known fact, proven by science.
- Ronald McDonald House is just slightly less amazing than McDonald’s iced tea, if only for the facts that it is neither drinkable nor tea.
But they still provide housing for families who have to stay with their children at the hospital. And that’s pretty amazing.
So, long story short, for those of you who have gotten tired of my writing by now:
- Click here to register for the event. You know you want to.
- It’s June 18th. Mooney Grove Park.
- Exercise and have fun and help the amazing Ronald McDonald House.
- Get skinny in the process. You’ll be like Kirstie Alley while she was doing the Weight Watchers commercials.