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Mr. Pioneer 2011

Apr 2

Posted by Jesus Wintour in General, Keeping Track of ASB | No Comments

..was absolutely amazing.

We tweeted before the event began that “if this year’s is not as amazing as last years we will personally painstakingly edit mustaches onto all of the ASB people in the video.”

Thankfully for the ASB people at the event and for you (trust us, putting mustaches on everyone would have meant you’d get these videos by the time the Farewell Assembly was finished) the Mr. Pioneer event was pure amazing.

If we were asked to quantify, perhaps in graph form, the amount of amazing that was present at last year’s Mr. Pioneer and this year’s Mr. Pioneer, and to make a comparison between the two, this is what that graph might look like:

As you can see, Mr. Pioneer 2010-2011 is not as amazing as the song “Gimme More“, but it is a bit more amazing than the pop group Army of Lovers.

It is also more amazing than The Fresno Bee and Paris Hilton’s first album, Paris. Mr. Pioneer 2009-2010 is more amazing than the Visalia Times-Delta and Christina Aguilera’s album Bionic, neither of which are very hard feats.

With that in mind, here are the videos. The first YouTube playlist is the talent performances, the second the actual ceremonial stuff.

(Oh, also: Your Mr. Pioneer is Stevenson. James is our Runner-Up. Arian & Matt rightfully won the “Best Talent” award, and Wyatt C. is Mr. Congeniality.)

1-28 “Battle of the Sexes” rally

Jan 29

Posted by Jesus Wintour in Keeping Track of ASB, Rallies | 1 Comment

We heard a rally happened a while back. Here’s some video of it.

(Best moment: “Want to hear a joke? Women’s rights.” — not necessarily the joke itself, but rather the fact that it was said at a rally. Second-best-moment-that-is-only-one-amazing-mark-away-from-being-the-best-moment: The bit during Elevate’s dance where they whipped their hair back and fourth while singing the song that is about whipping hair back and fourth. They have been on a consistent roll with this whole “dancing to amazingly-picked music” thing.)

Cowhide Rally 2010

Nov 21

Posted by Jesus Wintour in Cowhide, Keeping Track of ASB | No Comments

It took us a while, but we finally got around to importing, (took us around three hours!) editing, and encoding (took us much longer when Noise Reduction was used — about an hour to churn out a three minute clip!) video from the Cowhide Rally.

A week late is better than never, right? I mean, the rally before this one was lost in oblivion and don’t even get me started about the Kiss-a-Cow video.

So, with those travesties in mind, here you go!

Watch all of Mt. Whitney 2010 Homecoming

Sep 19

Posted by Jesus Wintour in Homecoming, Keeping Track of ASB, Sports | No Comments

Some would say that consolidation is the best policy and we should have shoved this all into one post.

I Most would tell them to shut up because I want Google rankings.

With that said, this post has embeds for our broadcast. It ended up being split into three different clips, which coincide with my stupidity and messing around with FMLE and what not. They’re not in any actual order.

JV vs Sanger

JV vs Sanger, Float Parade (begins at 40:00), Varsity vs Sanger (begins 1:10:00, extends into next video)

Varsity vs Sanger, Halftime Show (begins at 18:40), Homecoming Court Intro/Crowning Ceremony (begins at 25:00), game resumes at 40:00

Homecoming 2010 Rally

Sep 19

Posted by Jesus Wintour in Homecoming, Keeping Track of ASB | No Comments

Here’s video from the Homecoming 2010 Rally.